Hello.

Welcome to The Game.

Type 'Hello' + Enter -- to continue.

We are going to play Rock-Paper-Scissors.

Do you know how to play?

Type 'Yes' or 'No' + Enter -- to continue.

Good.

I do not have to explain such a simple game.

Perhaps you are more intelligent than I originally determined.

Type 'Thank you' + Enter -- to continue.

How sad.

It is such a simple game.

You are less intelligent than I originally determined. Oh well.

The game is played between any number of people, typically only two. There will only be two today.
Each person selects their weapon, either Rock, Paper, or Scissors.
Rock wins against Scissors, for stone can bend and destroy metal.
Paper wins against Rock, for it covers stone and makes it invisible.
Scissors win against Paper, for they can easily cut the thin material apart.

Now you know how to play, so we can move on.

Type 'Thank you' + Enter -- to continue.

You may now choose your weapon. Do you choose Rock, Paper, or Scissors?

Type 'Rock', 'Paper', or 'Scissors' + Enter -- to continue.

You have chosen to wield a rock. How quaint.

Would you like to pick your opponent, or would you prefer that I choose one for you?

Type 'I'll choose' or 'You pick' + Enter -- to continue.

You have chosen to wield some paper. Pathetic.

Now then, would you like to pick your opponent, or would you prefer that I choose one for you?

Type 'I'll choose' or 'You pick' + Enter -- to continue.

You have chosen to wield a pair of scissors. Very dangerous.

Now then, would you like to pick your opponent, or would you prefer that I choose one for you?

Type 'I'll choose' or 'You pick' + Enter -- to continue.

Do you think that I jest? How juvenile.

You did not select a valid answer, so you will fight with nothing.

Now then, would you like to pick your opponent, or would you prefer that I choose one for you?

Type 'I'll choose' or 'You pick' + Enter -- to continue.

You have chosen to pick your own opponent. Very well.

I will list them for you here.

Type your choice's first name + Enter -- to continue.

You have chosen to let me pick your opponent. What a brave choice.

Are you ready to play?

Type 'Yes' or 'No' + Enter -- to continue.

You have chosen to challenge Vanza.

She has little experience, so you may win easily.

Are you ready to play?

Type 'Yes' or 'No' + Enter -- to continue.

You have chosen to challenge Lzaenoth.

I have heard that she uses the same weapon every time.

Are you ready to play?

Type 'Yes' or 'No' + Enter -- to continue.

You have chosen to challenge Dnohoth.

He cares not if he wins or loses.

Are you ready to play?

Type 'Yes' or 'No' + Enter -- to continue.

You have chosen to challenge Hlfasta.

Be wary, she is known to cheat.

Are you ready to play?

Type 'Yes' or 'No' + Enter -- to continue.

You have chosen to challenge Kavvjng.

He is undefeated. You have no chance of beating him.

Are you ready to play?

Type 'Yes' or 'No' + Enter -- to continue.

You have chosen to challenge Ithng.

He is difficult to read. He is a thespian, you see.

Are you ready to play?

Type 'Yes' or 'No' + Enter -- to continue.

You have chosen to challenge Knfe.

He is skillful, but not too difficult to defeat. A true Kagouti that eats only grass.

Are you ready to play?

Type 'Yes' or 'No' + Enter -- to continue.

You have chosen to challenge Thengstuu.

He does not take this too seriously. Do not be prideful of a win.

Are you ready to play?

Type 'Yes' or 'No' + Enter -- to continue.

You have chosen to challenge me, Astherek.

All you should know is that I am far superior to you. Leave your illusions of winning behind.

Are you ready to play?

Type 'Yes' or 'No' + Enter -- to continue.

You must be suicidal to call me by that name.

If you wish to hasten to your death, I will indulge you.

You have lost the option of turning back.

Are you ready to play?

Type 'Yes' or 'No' + Enter -- to continue.

Would you like to play again?

Type 'Play again' or 'Leave' + Enter -- to continue.

You wish to hold?

Do you want to start over, or leave?

Type 'Start over' or 'Leave' + Enter -- to continue.

You played well, for an amateur.

Perhaps we may meet again.

Type 'Hello again' + Enter -- to meet again.

I knew that you were not cut out for this.

Type 'Hello again' + Enter -- to try again.

What? You will follow the directions.

Type 'Hello' + Enter -- to continue.

What? You will answer me correctly.

Type 'Yes' or 'No' + Enter -- to continue.

I do not deal with idiots. Be thankful for my kindness.

Type 'Thank you' + Enter -- to continue.

You are truly an idiot. Be thankful for my generosity, for it is rare.

Type 'Thank you' + Enter -- to continue.

That is not a viable weapon. You will get nothing.

Type 'Wait, what?' + Enter -- to continue.

You must live with your choices.

Type 'Wait, what?' + Enter -- to continue.

You must make a choice. I am not so cruel as to remove all of your agency.

Type 'I'll choose' or 'You pick' + Enter -- to continue.

Either you are wretched at spelling, or you are trying to be comical.

Regardless, I will give you one more chance.

This time, respond appropriately. I do not suffer fools.

Those you may challenge are:

Type your choice's first name + Enter -- to continue.

You try my patience. Very well, I will choose for you.

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Are you ready to play?

Type 'Yes' or 'No' + Enter -- to continue.